Quirky Childhood Antics Fan Pillows

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Introducing...Anagraman.

Stubborn Horse

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Check out the old dude.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

The Pencil and Sharpener

Dog ignores angry cat.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

Hot cross buns

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'