Kindergarten Antics Fan Pillows

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Stubborn Horse

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

Dog ignores angry cat.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

It's all gravy.

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

Cat scratches dog's car.

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Namastayyy

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Atomic Bear: Part 2

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

A dog banging a snare drum.

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

He thinks I can't see him...

'Prance! Prance I say!'

Happy Entrails To You....

'Now look at what you did! You upset the garbage can and scattered garbage everywhere. Son, I'm proud of you.'

Dog's dinner.

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

A&E Department: "Take a seat!"