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"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Stubborn Horse

Dog ignores angry cat.

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

It's all gravy.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Cat scratches dog's car.

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

A dog banging a snare drum.

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

A&E Department: "Take a seat!"

'Prance! Prance I say!'

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

He thinks I can't see him...

Dog's dinner.

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

Cat putting dog poison into rat poison box.

Happy Entrails To You....