Quirky Sportster Prints

'I don't think you actually like sports.'

Curling Rocks!

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Snooker Golf.

Alternative fielding positions

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Skier.

Surfing Pensioner

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Discus accidents.

Cross-Country Sledding

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

The Sports Fanatic

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Action shot portrait.

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

Bobsleigh practice.

I found it's best not to talk while he's trying to hit the ball!

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

Golfer Snooker.

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

Trike lowrider

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'I've sewn a little handkerchief pocket inside his shorts for phlegm.'