Old-timey Sportster Gifts

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

You had me at vintage.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Surfing Pensioner

Curling Rocks!

Cross-Country Sledding

Sleepwalking Golfer

Rainbow violin surfers

"When was this license issued?"

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

I found it's best not to talk while he's trying to hit the ball!

Baseball team emerging from hibernation

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

Sports for slipper wearers.

"Really! How does he expect me to catch that with my little paws?"

Agent discusses boxing match

Penalty kick 'ball' is a balloon.

Fish Volleyball.

Britain to host 2004 Olympics

Grim Reaper: 'So I don't normally get to chat with the clients, but then - no all the jobs are this easy...'

'A skateboarder at 42! I am in AWE of your insurance!'

'It's an old biking injury.'

'I used to have hops too, but now I just get the runs.'

'I don't think you actually like sports.'

A man and woman ballroom dance.

Tuna Tennis