Heavenly Sportster Gifts

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Cross-Country Sledding

Surfing Pensioner

Curling Rocks!

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

I found it's best not to talk while he's trying to hit the ball!

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

Tickets. Game Today. Football is not the same up here. Buying a ticket from a scalper won't get you in --- You have to see Saint Peter to get through the gate. Need Ticket. The players literally fly around the field. And all penalties are forgiven. Are there any similarities to the game on earth? Yeah. When the officials review a close play, it takes an eternity!

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

Sports for slipper wearers.

"Really! How does he expect me to catch that with my little paws?"

"Athletic scholarship."

'A skateboarder at 42! I am in AWE of your insurance!'

Grim Reaper: 'So I don't normally get to chat with the clients, but then - no all the jobs are this easy...'

'I used to have hops too, but now I just get the runs.'

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

Penalty kick 'ball' is a balloon.

Britain to host 2004 Olympics

Golfing Fakir.

Heavenly Tennis.

'Heulluva Mark.'

'Another hole-in-one. I guess that was predictable.'

Angel Delight

Holy Golf

Tennis Payer - Heaven and Hell/Rough or Smooth

"There's a sight you don't often see, a man attempting to clear the table."

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)