Vintage Sports Fan Gifts

'It's a whole new ball game.'

W. G. Grace

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Old-Timer Baseball

"Wow! Do they even make wooden hockey sticks anymore?!"

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Jack in the Box

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"You've still got it Joao."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Dead animal toupee.

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

'Dauber Micawber'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

'It's the first ever crossword. . . taken him 100 years to do.'

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

Furthest bounced drunk.

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

Forged signed memorabilia.

After the brief display of sportsmanship, the gladiators resumed fighting to the death, while Anthony embarked on the long road to rehabilitation from torn knee ligaments.

'Eton Football (Reported by Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'