Vintage Sports Fan Gifts

'It's a whole new ball game.'

Jack Johnson

Suzanne Lenglen

W. G. Grace

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Indians Smoke Signals.

Old-Timer Baseball

Joe Louis

"Wow! Do they even make wooden hockey sticks anymore?!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Jack in the Box

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Dead animal toupee.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"You've still got it Joao."

'Dauber Micawber'

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

Elvis' autopsy

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

'It's the first ever crossword. . . taken him 100 years to do.'

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."