Fantasy Sports Lover Mugs

'From now on, if the ball goes anywhere near that thing, it's a ground-rule double.'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Go team!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Mixed Doubles.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

The Salmon Run

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Ball as water-melon.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Cricket Accidents.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Hockey Season.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."