F1 Fan Gifts

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Uptight End"

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Information booth attendant solves equation

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'God's speed.'

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Archaeologists discover a football

Smile

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"Lucky Guess."

'Now what?!'

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

Formula One car origami

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'