Formula 1 Enthusiast Gifts

Advertising space on a racing car.

"I need to tinkle."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Stress'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"On your mark! Get set!"

The relay race

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

Grim reaper ambulance

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

Cars at the drive in.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

Athlete being chased by a dog.

"Figured out who should bat cleanup yet, Skipper?"

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

A number of runners run through police tape.