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Brnie Ecclestone tax fraud

If Bernie Ecclestone does not get his pound of flesh from Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix will not roll.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

"Google car."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Is it that bad?"

"I need to tinkle."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Bob's Driving School.

'Simply put.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

"Have you been working out?"

Information booth attendant solves equation

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'God's speed.'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

Roads with a view.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Smile

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"Lucky Guess."

'...Or not.'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."