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First encounters of the awkward kind.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Not now, Oliver."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Well, that one got away."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Flying sauces.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'