Outdoor Oddities Observer Pillows

Indian Winter

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Duck Hunt

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

The prying mantis,

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

What does aloof mean?

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Beaver tower

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

Exciting potato bugs.

"Beware of the frog"

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Farmer and FIsherman