Oddities Pillows

'Quite frankly, Mr. Bayliss, you've got us baffled.'

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"What about this lucky stone?"

Cartoon showing a man wrapped in a web, stuck to a wall. His wife is saying: "What have I told you about antagonising the house spider?"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Storage Unit of Love

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Odd Spas

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

The Old Curiosity Shop

Unnatural History Museum

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Too Weird to Have a Husband

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

Community Bed de Luxe

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Live goldfish for sale

Happy Birthday Party for flies in a urinal.