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'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

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'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

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"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

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'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

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"Bad drawing."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

Notice in desert - Wrong Cartoon Ahead

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

'Quite frankly, Mr. Bayliss, you've got us baffled.'

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'That's alright Kenny, your dipstick says you've still got half a tank left...'

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

Fido's begging days were over.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

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