Oddity Explorer Pillows

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Polar bear bowling alley

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"Call me!"

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

Storage Unit of Love

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"...it was a bad idea getting them a kitten."

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

Unnatural History Museum

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

'The Pope has decided to issue another apology for not issuing an apology.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

Don't give up - Surrender.

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

"...I'd like a mass of opiates please."

'I'm going to be a lot more decisive from now on. Well... maybe not a lot more, but at least a little more.'

'Quite frankly, Mr. Bayliss, you've got us baffled.'

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'