Oddity Explorer Mugs

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Call me!"

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

Storage Unit of Love

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

"I have eight spirits coming through."

Too Weird to Have a Husband

Unnatural History Museum

"...it was a bad idea getting them a kitten."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Don't give up - Surrender.

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

'The Pope has decided to issue another apology for not issuing an apology.'

"...I'd like a mass of opiates please."

'Quite frankly, Mr. Bayliss, you've got us baffled.'

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

'I'm going to be a lot more decisive from now on. Well... maybe not a lot more, but at least a little more.'

"Somewhere there's probably a very funny caption for all this!"