Quirky Collectibles Fan Gifts

Elephant in the Procelain Store.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

"Cat box"

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Toadstools

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Raincloud Umbrella

Piranhaclaus

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'Pray for me.'