Quirky Collection Admirer Gifts

'He's a really nice guy, but his Ann Coulter action figure creeps me out.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Toadstools

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Raincloud Umbrella

Piranhaclaus

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Cactus seats.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Say hello to my little friend."

The americanisation of vulture.

Best before 65 million BC.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters