Quirky Collection Admirer Pillows

'He's a really nice guy, but his Ann Coulter action figure creeps me out.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Toadstools

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Piranhaclaus

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Cactus seats.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Best before 65 million BC.

The americanisation of vulture.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.