Vintage Aesthetics Lover Pillows

artwork and production

Demure lady with gloves

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Military Medals

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

The Elliot Ness monster.

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

A Macaroni in 1772

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

High Riders of the Old West

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Victorian Selfie

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Opening the Barrel

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Swells - Men's Fashion

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"