Retro Diner Fan T-Shirts

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!"

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Blue Bird Diner food like mother used to regurgitate

Diner.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"How about a little more coffee?"

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

'Technology hates me.'

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

I recommend the ketchup.

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

Full Moon Diner

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

Diner. We'll have a hamburger and a veggie burger, please. Two burgers -- One regular and one de-calf.

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

'Do you have anything that's not fried?'

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

'Red meat is bad for you.' 'No, red meat is not bad for me. Green meat is bad for me!'

Man sees eatery, 'Mom's Cyber Cafe', below it reads, 'Formerly Mom's Diner'.

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

Today's special: Roadkill stew.

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner