Dietary Experimentation Pillows

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Ten out of ten for effort...

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

The Inexperienced Cook

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

Funky Chef 2

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Molecular gastronomy.

"What are you making, Tia Carmen?"

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

Kitchen Consultations

'I know how you like Fusion cooking, so try this - macaroni and jelly!'

Endangered Entrees

'The Eat Whatever You Can Grab With Boxing Gloves Diet was working wonders for Bertram'.