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Martian restaurant and take away

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'How is the water prepared?'

All-Day Breakfast

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Don't tell him anything."

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

'Todays special - egg on Ronay'

The Family Joules: Part 14

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

'My expense account isn't what it used to be. So for lunch I'm taking you fishing, and we'll eat what we catch.'

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."