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"And I'm actually the one who puts the giblets back into the chickens..."

Church Basement Foodie

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

A tureen of chefs

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

Martian restaurant and take away

"I'm sorry about the delay, sir, but Chef's anger management class ran over."

Intolerant Chef

Couple in restaurant, "Sorry it's slow, Chef's got the runs"

"I'd rather be seared by Emeril than sauteed by Rachel."

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

'It's blueberry... Blackbirds are out of season.'

'How about a drink?' - 'You've got gravy.'

Operating table.

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

GM food

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

'Keep complaining about my meals and you can fry your own salad!'

"...You're featured as a full-page spread."

'Wang's Chinese Cuisine - We deliver carry-out orders by hummer!'

"Can I get a number 2 with extra nuts?"

Minted Lamb: 'Oh, my god! I've won the lotto!'

Skeleton staff. No food to be consumed on these premises.

"Now, girls, after me. Boo-ya-bes, a mixed fish stew. Boo-ya-bes, a mixed fish stew."

I'm not sure if it's dangerous to humans - all we've found out is that the mice won't eat it.

At 'The Quiche Truck Stop' there are restrooms labeled 'Women,' 'Men,' and 'Real Men.'

WW1 Secrets: Steak and Kidney Pie Tank.

'The Chef wants to know what you'd like for your last meal.'

'You know what would go really well right now? A light sorbet to cleanse the palate.'

'I hope all your chefs have been practising their knife safety skills!'

"I'll have the Eggs Benedict Arnold."