Lovers Of Culinary Oddities Mugs

"And I'm actually the one who puts the giblets back into the chickens..."

Church Basement Foodie

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

A tureen of chefs

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

Martian restaurant and take away

"I'm sorry about the delay, sir, but Chef's anger management class ran over."

Intolerant Chef

Couple in restaurant, "Sorry it's slow, Chef's got the runs"

"I'd rather be seared by Emeril than sauteed by Rachel."

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

'It's blueberry... Blackbirds are out of season.'

GM food

Operating table.

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

'How about a drink?' - 'You've got gravy.'

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

'Keep complaining about my meals and you can fry your own salad!'

"...You're featured as a full-page spread."

"Now, girls, after me. Boo-ya-bes, a mixed fish stew. Boo-ya-bes, a mixed fish stew."

"Can I get a number 2 with extra nuts?"

'Wang's Chinese Cuisine - We deliver carry-out orders by hummer!'

Skeleton staff. No food to be consumed on these premises.

I'm not sure if it's dangerous to humans - all we've found out is that the mice won't eat it.

Minted Lamb: 'Oh, my god! I've won the lotto!'

We deliver carry out orders by hummer.

At 'The Quiche Truck Stop' there are restrooms labeled 'Women,' 'Men,' and 'Real Men.'

WW1 Secrets: Steak and Kidney Pie Tank.

"I'll have the Eggs Benedict Arnold."

'The Chef wants to know what you'd like for your last meal.'

'I hope all your chefs have been practising their knife safety skills!'