Culinary Enthusiast Intrigued By Oddities Mugs

'The Chef wants to know what you'd like for your last meal.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

Cheese Secret

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

Chernobyl Chow

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Martian restaurant and take away

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

Chef chasing an egg.

Tinguely, Jean. Homage to the Dinner Party Mother Spent Months Preparing. Performance Piece. 1926.

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

Ramsay's kitchen nightmare.

Struggling chef.

'Dinner will be a little late -- I was overcome by the fumes.'

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

"Iron Chef, my ass!"

"Surprise, mommy! I wanted to do something nice for you."