Foodie With A Dilemma T-Shirts

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Supermarket Aisles.

A little green pepper means 'vegetarian." A little red heart means "heart healthy." And a little skull and crossbones means "I really shouldn't , but

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

Dieting Motivation.

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

'If carrots are so good for night vision, why don't cats eat them?'

'Let's get some lunch in here. I don't trust my gut instincts on an empty stomach.'

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

'Enlighten me!'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

"Give me the menus—you've kept the chef in suspense long enough."

'Of course, I love you, Debbie... but I'm too young to be tied down to one refrigerator!'

'I don't think it's so much my inability to lose weight as it is my ability to find it.'

"I don't like sweetcorn".

The old good cholesterol, bad cholesterol routine.

Guy begging for money holding his hat out. Next to him an out of work chef holding his frying pan out begging for money.

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Man suffering terrrible cramps at dinner

"My heart says I should go with my head; my head says I should go with my gut."

'This is an emergency, get me meals on wheels...'

'For small events, the sympathetic ear, for big ones, the sympathetic stomach!'

"Careful what you wish for."

"Some kids are eating so much junk food and getting so fat they can hardly move."

If you eat like that you'll get fat and die.