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Dieting Motivation.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'He knows that when I eat like a hog, it's time for a jog.'

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

"One slice—hold the bread."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

Gym/Tan/Donut

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"Would you like to try the Sculpt & Shred or Blast & Burn?"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"This IS our diet pizza. As I told you, it's a hole pie."

"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!"

A person is trying to open a hotdog jar at the gym.

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

Supermarket Aisles.

Motivation

'Hello line 2, you are through to the keep fit phone in...'

A little green pepper means 'vegetarian." A little red heart means "heart healthy." And a little skull and crossbones means "I really shouldn't , but

'What's a good diet for athletes?'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

'Enlighten me!'

'If I can touch my toes I can touch dessert.'

"Give me the menus—you've kept the chef in suspense long enough."

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

'Sure I eat three desserts but each trip I put only one dessert on my plate. That way I walk off the calories.'