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"...and another thing, Mother's was never so runny"

Bangers and Mash

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

Oysters in June - delicious!

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

'They're not hot - my mom said they were 'chilly peppers'?'

'If carrots are so good for night vision, why don't cats eat them?'

'Wine and. . . fresh news. . .'

"May your year be pear-fect."

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'

Supermarket Aisles.

'Where's the cheese?'

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"I'm on a health kick at the moment - let's walk around it a few times before we eat."

Lady sees vending machine: 'Your 2 Cents Worth 50 Cents'

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

'Keep complaining about my meals and you can fry your own salad!'

Waiter says to customer: 'Yes sir, that is the seafood platter. If you wanted something on it you should have said.'

The Fast Diet

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

"And now to present the arguments for chlorinated chicken. . ."

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"