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Waiter says to customer: 'Yes sir, that is the seafood platter. If you wanted something on it you should have said.'

Chicken dinner.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Bangers and Mash

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Lockdown casserole

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Better Not Squash.

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Deliboys

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"My guess it's guacamole."

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."