Foodie Fun Discoverer Pillows

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Party Animals.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Fresh pepper?"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Is this still America?'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Your meal sounded nice."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Thermidor Dali

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"