Culture Cuisine Enthusiast Gifts

"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Kentucky Fried Horse

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Culture clash

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Roadkill Restaurant

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Octopi a la mode.

Inappropriate garnish.

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

A tureen of chefs

"They've asked for separate checks and thirteen doggy bags."

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

“It's his first hibachi.”

Russian Cuisine. Do you still have borscht? Yes, the beet goes on.

The Great Dietary Pyramids of Egypt.

'I don't know what I ordered, but I think it's going to be good!'

Served "giant claw" style.

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

'Free Chen Cuangcheng fortune cookies are here!'

We're sunk. Everyone's supposed to bring their Grandma's best dish to the potluck. Don't panic. Helen's Grandma was from Scotland. Yeah. But the Patakis cook Indian feasts. And the Mercantis still make 10 course Italian dinners. What was your Granny's specialty? Jell-o cube salad. Mmm ... sweet or savory?

Quark soup

"Combination No. 5--no MSG."

"The chef would like to thank you for filling in the questionnaire and after watching you on our CCTV, he has these comments for you: You all chose the wrong wine and cutlery with your food and...'"

'Tch! We're not eating Mexican again, are we?' 'Well, I'd look pretty silly going into an Italian restaurant dressed like this.'

'A bird's nest. . . hmmm, I wonder what that would taste like in a soup?'

'Oh, quit blubbering about not finding any quality walrus fat in the city!'