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'It's the oriental special, inspired by eastern treatment of the insect as a delicacy. Of course there's a fly in your soup.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Culture clash

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

A tureen of chefs

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

'Two plates of regurgitated worms?'

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

The Great Dietary Pyramids of Egypt.

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

'Free Chen Cuangcheng fortune cookies are here!'

'You are about to get a terrible paper cut!'

'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeovut menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the High St!'

"Combination No. 5--no MSG."

"I resolve to cook more traditional meals like my lengua casserole and pig's feet stew!"

"The chef would like to thank you for filling in the questionnaire and after watching you on our CCTV, he has these comments for you: You all chose the wrong wine and cutlery with your food and...'"

'Tch! We're not eating Mexican again, are we?' 'Well, I'd look pretty silly going into an Italian restaurant dressed like this.'

'Oh, quit blubbering about not finding any quality walrus fat in the city!'

"You call this guacamole?"