Quirky Kitchenware Collector Mugs

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

Origin of the 'spork'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Flatware Follies.

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

'Village store and Food museum'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

For the new gardener.

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'

Bananas eye the blender

Teapot

'...However Algae production is still in its infancy...'

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Musician playing very long brass instrument.