Home Gadgeteers Gifts

'For cryin' out loud, would it bankrupt us to buy a new remote?!'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'Boy, these strips sure make it a lot easier to swat the flies!'

'I want a refund! It refuses to go into my son's room!!'

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

Absurd semi-auto hairdressing machine

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

'Explain to me again how a trip to the mall to buy shoelaces resulted in this!'

Auto-Broom. It's the hottest new gadget. Everybody is getting this automatic broom! It's sweeping the nation!

"Hey! 'Made in U.S.A.'!"

Testing the speed of light in a hand-held vacuum.

"I'm going to set this lot up - will contain scenes that some may find upsetting and strong language throughout."

'Stupid maid and her stupid upgrades!'

'Would you prefer paper of plastic.'

Appliances. Toasters. Ten bucks extra? I didn't even know that toasters needed undercoating.

"Have you been messing about with the toaster again, Walter?"

On and Off Mouse Trap

"So there really is a vacuum in outer space!"

"I forget now, but one of these buttons opens the chair back to full recline."

Practical Gifts of the Magi

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'