Device Junkie Mugs

STRIP Hambone: New computer out of date

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Is this the new input device?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

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"Siri, find oxygen."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Robot surgery.

'I love to see you all so busy!'