Mobile Addicts Mugs

"Miss Sprole collected our phones and held us incommunicado all day."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

The Smartass Phone

"Noooooooooooo!"

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Modern Narcissism

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Swiss Army Phone

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"I need a more interactive you."

Family Time

Addiction to mobile.

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

Man-mobile

Planet Of The Apps.

Pizza Delivery Delays

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.