Smartphone Addicts Mugs

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Modern Narcissism

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Family Time

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

'Please, pay attention.'

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

Social Media Blues

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

Evolution

Able to Google Stuff Man

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

Evolution

"#skydiving"