Smartphone Addicts Prints

"Practicing social distancing is nothing new. We've been practicing it for years."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

The Smartass Phone

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Modern Narcissism

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Family Time

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Please, pay attention.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

"Is it an important text?"

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

Social Media Blues

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

Able to Google Stuff Man

Evolution

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

Evolution

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'