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Bad Hare Day II

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

"I have an app for that."

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Modern Narcissism

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"Brat"

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Addiction to mobile.

Family Time

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Please, pay attention.'

Able to Google Stuff Man

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."