Smartphone Addict Defender Gifts

Bad Hare Day II

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

The Smartass Phone

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"I have an app for that."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Modern Narcissism

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

"Brat"

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Swiss Army Phone

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Family Time

Addiction to mobile.

I need a raise. This is no time to joke. I've been on a buying binge at the iPhone app store and I can't pay my credit card. These apps are worth it. They're life-changing, they're

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

Planet Of The Apps.

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Please, pay attention.'

Able to Google Stuff Man