
"It says cell phones can cause temporary blindness."
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"It says cell phones can cause temporary blindness."
"You know, there are other emojis."
"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.
The Smartass Phone
'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.
"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"
"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."
Modern Narcissism
Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'
'This app tells me how near my friends are...'
"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"
Family Time
'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'
Pizza Delivery Delays
"Tap anywhere to begin."
"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."
Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.
'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'
'Please, pay attention.'
"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."
"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."
"Is it an important text?"
"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."
Social Media Blues
"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"
"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."
Able to Google Stuff Man
Evolution
"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"
"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."
Some emails just can't be ignored.
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