Alexander Graham Bell
Telephone Junkie Gifts
If you know someone obsessed with their phone and endless conversations, our telephone junkie collection offers fun, witty, and thoughtful items. Perfect for anyone who can’t put their device down, these products bring humor and personality to their everyday life. From mugs to prints, find a gift that matches their lively, chatty spirit. Celebrate their love for all things connected with unique designs that make their phone obsession stylish and fun.
"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"
"You know, there are other emojis."
'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'
'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'
'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'
"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"
'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.
"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."
Modern Narcissism
'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'
'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'
Overworked
The Communicator
'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'
Homing pigeons in therapy.
"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."
'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'
"Tap anywhere to begin."
Pizza Delivery Delays
'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'
"It's taking more and more destruction just to feel anything."
"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"
Call centre musicians
"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."
'It feels like two hours of my life is missing.'
"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."
'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'
"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."
Evolution
'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'
Pandora's Inbox
"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."
'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'
'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'
Telephone Junkie Gifts Collection
Telephone Junkie Mugs
Explore our collection of telephone junkie mugs and find the perfect humorous design to brighten their mornings.
Telephone Junkie Pillows
Browse our fun and quirky pillows for telephone junkies—adding personality and comfort to their favorite relaxation spot.
Telephone Junkie Prints
Check out our witty prints for the telephone enthusiast—perfect for decorating their space with humor and personality.
Telephone Junkie T-Shirts
Discover our playful telephone junkie t-shirts—ideal for those who never miss a call and love to wear their chatty side.