Prank Call Lover Gifts

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

We're With Stupid

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

Clown Watercooler

"Happy birthday!"

"Nice work, son. You missed the car but you nailed his bald spot."

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

Newest items from the cooler image

"Your Honor, the witness, in my opinion, has failed to establish credibility."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

Builder's Crack T-shirt

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."

"My trun!!"

"First caller is Rudolph, from the North Pole, you're on Rudolph. What's your problem?!. . . And before you speak, lt me just remind everyone that I spent ten years as a detective specializing in tracking down prank callers and mercilessly destroying their self-esteem."

"I told you not to make fun of primitive life-forms! Now these idiots are killing each other in your name!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"Ok kids. . . dig me out please! You've had your little joke. . . c'mon -daddy's NOT angry with you. . . Please dig me out!!!"

"I'm sorry – you have the wrong language."

Pinata Pranks

The Meaning of Humour

"It's not April Fools' Day, so who told the new girl that she had to check the contents of every packet of 'Hundreds and Thousands'?"

Aklexander Graham Bell, making the first call from New York to Chicago, gets a wrong number.

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

We recently replaced Conchita's water with hyper-caffeinated espresso cappuccino. Let's see if she notices the difference.

"Hi, my name's Mike. I'm calling from the Government to let you know your Social Security Number has been suspended..."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'Nurse, that isn't a catheter you've just inserted. It's the other end of my hosepipe!'

Peter pranks the other Apostles...

Another myth de-bunked.

Caught Yourself