
'I know you're there, Obama - pick up!'
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'I know you're there, Obama - pick up!'
"Yes, I'm alone."
Hello, Susie, it's R
"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."
'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'
'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'
'Can you do anything else?'
'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'
"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."
iPhone Senior
'Please hold for an eternity...'
You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi...
A dog is embarrassed by his actions when recorded on his owner's mobile phone.
"I'll have my people call your people."
"Hey, Tarzan – no need to yell."
'Yes, this is us speaking.'
"One moment, please, while I put you on character building hold."
"In the name of all that is good, I cast thee away from this home...leave these people be!"
Motel Check-In. Would you like a wake-up call?
Open Mike Night presents the comedy stylings of Rudy Park. Did you hear about the guy who was on his old cellphone, ran into a wall and got covered with bricks? He got blackburied! Clap. Hear about the woman distracted while using an iPhone app, walked into a door and falls down. Wound up iprone. Guy talking on an Android phone trips over a crack in the sidewalk … hoo-boy. Disdroid. Boo. Hiss. Were I not texting right now, I'd be so bored.
Ahab's Last Call.
'Yes we have a J.R. Hartley here.'
'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.'
Do I have a time to take a quick survey?
'Betty? I can't come over; I've got prickly heat rash again.'
I told you before, never call me on this number!
Lost Dog
Sorry I missed your call – I was on the other line.
"Thank you for calling customer service. Before we start, am I mispronouncing your name correctly?"
'Hello, you're through to the swine flu advice line. How can I help you?'
'Must be a personal call - she snarls at the customers!'
Willie Nelson, hold music.
"OMG! You're still there! I'm going to have to out you on hold again while I figure out another way to get rid of you."
'My Mom was a call girl - and retired after 20 years at the phone company.'
"Hello, is that the Samaritans?"
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