Phone Humor Lover Mugs

'I know you're there, Obama - pick up!'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

'Can you do anything else?'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."

You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi...

A dog is embarrassed by his actions when recorded on his owner's mobile phone.

"Hey, Tarzan – no need to yell."

"I'll have my people call your people."

"One moment, please, while I put you on character building hold."

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

"In the name of all that is good, I cast thee away from this home...leave these people be!"

Ahab's Last Call.

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.'

'Yes we have a J.R. Hartley here.'

"Thank you for calling customer service. Before we start, am I mispronouncing your name correctly?"

'Betty? I can't come over; I've got prickly heat rash again.'

I told you before, never call me on this number!

'Hello, you're through to the swine flu advice line. How can I help you?'

Do I have a time to take a quick survey?

Lost Dog

'Must be a personal call - she snarls at the customers!'

"OMG! You're still there! I'm going to have to out you on hold again while I figure out another way to get rid of you."

'My Mom was a call girl - and retired after 20 years at the phone company.'

"Hello, is that the Samaritans?"

"I'm sorry, you're very faint. Could you pant a bit louder please?"