Phone Phanatic Pillows

'... So I'm standing near this old guy and he's using an old, giant cell phone-- I mean this thing is ridiculous! Hahahaha!'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Woman on the phone.

"My best friend is my phone."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

IMHOtep

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

The Eternal Question

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Newborns on cell phones

Man-mobile

'Heel.'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

The End of the Worker Bees

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

...the onion rings

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

Gawk

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"