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'I just think that it's a little weird that he learned to text before talk.'

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21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

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"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

She - Interpreter - He.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

Ruddy bloggers!

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Spam in Hell.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob