Online Meet-up Gifts

Webcam Deception.

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Dog Park Zoom

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"5...4...3...2..."

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

'When it said in her profile that she's a cosmo girl, I had something entirely different in mind!'

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

'I'm in trouble now, I told this cute little terrier that I was a pedigree and now she wants to see my kennel club papers'

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

A three eyed alien staring intently at a computer screen.

ZZZZZZZoom

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

'You look exactly like your website.'

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

"And you're sure this is a recent photo?"

Date Time. Maybe an online dating site is not the best place to search for an honest person, Diogenes.

Love in social networks